"Bend Over, Please."
Clinic note: We formerly had another photo of the divine Louise Brooks
on this page, with the caption "Bend over, please." We've decided to
resurrect that turn of phrase, since an analysis of old web-logs
has revealed that nearly 12% of the traffic driven here by web searches
was from people searching for the phrase "bend over." (And over 6% was
driven to the site by people searching for "Jane Siberry lesbian"!!)